sebastiangel:

mngwa:

bucksterbarnes:

imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein

and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’

and he just looks at them like 
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‘sure if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere’

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want

of-castles-and-converses:

telekineticjensen:

Best kid ever.

Finally a kid doesn’t have to be saved!

This was the cutest part of that movie and if you don’t think so you’re wrong.

train-to-win:

chodeburglar:

Ready for snuggles

Omg

froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

cowboyboots-and-a-righthook:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

Can we find out if the dude adopted that cat because I’ve never seen that photo before and seriously my heart broke a little okay, is he adopted or not?